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me when I'm married probably
  • me: *sighs*
  • spouse: u ok ?
  • me: its just that... ur not zayn ://

spookyassliam:

where is The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 3

shadowspico:

this is important
informal poll

shmeards:

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

lornasaurusrex:

zerrrrrie:

harryaumemes:

larryteam:

Can someone call Ellen and have the boys go on her show near halloween and make them go through a haunted house.

If you reblog it enough you won’t have to call her

ellendegeneres

we should probably tell her we’re talking about One Direction.

antthekid:

*FEELS TERRITORIAL OVER MY CRUSH EVEN THOUGH WE’VE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD A FULL CONVERSATION*


x

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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