We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
"hi i’m harry"
"hi harry, we’re in the same band."